Holy Crap, It’s Christmas! 🎄💩
If you thought holiday shopping was rough, wait until you see who’s dropping off a little sweet treat this year. Introducing our handcrafted Wooden Outhouse Ornament—the coziest little two-seater (well, one-candy-seater) on the Christmas tree.
Complete with a classic crescent moon cutout and a fully swinging door, this miniature rustic shack is specifically engineered to park a Hershey’s Kiss right where it belongs: on the porcelain… er, plywood throne. Whether you’re commemorating a year that felt a little down in the dumps, looking for the ultimate White Elephant gag gift, or just honoring that one family member who spends 45 minutes “checking something quick” in the bathroom during Christmas dinner, this ornament delivers the laughs.
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Functional Outhouse Door: Swings open to reveal chocolatey holiday magic (or a little candy drop).
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Sweet Treat Ready: Sized to snuggle a standard Hershey’s Kiss or similar wrapped chocolate right inside.
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Rustic Details: Laser-cut wood construction featuring vertical shiplap siding, crescent moon accent, rustic twine hanger, and festive red bead topper.
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Customizable Date/Header: Marked with the year up top so you never forget when things got this cheeky.
Hang it front and center on the spruce, tuck it into a stocking, or gift it to your favorite outdoorsman or camper with a sense of humor.
(Candy not included—you supply the drops!)
